This is a map of the planet earth I carved onto a salvaged table. Many people claim the earth is round but I insist it is carved onto a wood table then stained with a layer of clear resin on top.

For eons people have talked about blogs., and i would sit idly by and listen. Until now! This is where I’m going to give a little backstory about each new upload. Also this blog will hopefully gain sentience one day and run for mayor of a small town in Iowa.